G.I. Joe: Retaliation * Quotes

"In the immortal words of Jay-Z: 'Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate.'"

Joe Colton: "You alright?"
Lady Jaye: "Yeah. Are you alright?"
Joe Colton: "My cholesterol's a little high."

Duke Hauser: "Drive it like you stole it!"
Roadblock: "As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase."

Duke Hauser: "Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?"
Roadblock: "Not from their backs, they don't."

Roadblock: "That's on the rise. Like your panties."
Duke Hauser: "You love my panties."
Roadblock: "That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say..."
Duke Hauser: "Alright, okay, I'm just saying..."
Roadblock: "You love my panties?"
Duke Hauser: "Are you going to shut up?"
Roadblock: "What does that mean?"

[Joe offers his minitank]
Joe Colton: "It idles a little rough in neutral."
Roadblock: "I ain't gonna be in neutral."
Joe Colton: "Hoo-ah."
Roadblock: "What about you?"
Joe Colton: "DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting."

Flint: "We have to assume that there's no one we could trust."
Roadblock: "There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes."