Fleabag - Season 1

"I've, uhm, read through your application form. It says, you run a cafe for guinea pigs?"

"Why do daughters get to say that they're f*cked up by their fathers, when it's so often the other way around?"

"After all, sex got us all here. Sex brings life."

"Well, when you rid a woman of her head and limbs, you can't expect her to do anything other than roll around."

Dad: "Did you, uhm, talk to Doctor Samuels about your... uhm..."
Claire, Fleabag: "Yes."
Dad: "And they're happy, they're getting along... all right?"
Claire, Fleabag: "Yeah..."

"I check for cancerous lumps in mammary glands. Now, and any 'pleasure' I derive from that is entirely dependent upon whether or not I am able to save your life."

"Perfect place for your cold, cold heart."
[to Claire, talking about Finland]

"I want to shut the noise out and reconnect to my inner thoughts on the road to feeling more at one with myself."