Fleabag - Season 1

"We're not supposed to bond on this, are we? 'Cause I relly don't think that's gonna end well."

"Let's keep going, I saw some more stuff she'll hate over there."

Claire: "God, I can't wait to be old."
Fleabag: "If it's any consolation, you look older than you are."

Claire: "It's really inappropriate to jog around a graveyrad."
Fleabag: "Why?"
Claire: "Flaunting our life."

"I'll always love you but I just can't take it anymore. I... I don't hate you, I'm scared for you."

"Don't make me hate you, loving you is painful enough."

"I'm not obsessed with sex, I just can't stop thinking about."

"Oh f*ck it. I have a horrible feeling, that I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who even can't call herself a feminist."