Game of Thrones - Season 1

Catelyn Stark: "If you lose, your father dies, your sisters die, we die."
Robb Stark: "Well, that makes it simple then."
Catelyn Stark: "I suppose it does."

Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?"
Tyrion Lannister: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."

"We only make peace with our enemies, my lord. That's why it's called 'making peace'."

"When The Queen proclaims one King and the King's Hand proclaims another, whose peace do the Goldcloaks protect? Who do they follow? The man who pays them."

"I believe what my eyes and ears report. As for the rest, it was 300 years ago. Who knows what really happened?"

"You're blessed with abilities that few men possess. You're blessed to belong to one of the most powerful families in the kingdoms, and you're still blessed with youth. What have you done with these blessings, eh? You served as a glorified bodyguard for two kings - one a mad man, the other a drunk."
[to Jamie]

"When you play the game of thrones you win or you die. There is no middle ground."

"You know what I learnt losing that duel? I learnt that I'll never win. Not that way. That's their game, their rules. I'm not going to fight them: I'm going to fuck them. That's what I know, that's what I am, and only by admitting what we are can we get what we want."