Game of Thrones - Season 2

"I saw you kill a man with a shield, you'll be unstoppable with an axe."

Sansa Stark: "Your father doesn't believe in the gods?"
Cersei Lannister: "He believes in them, he just doesn't like them very much."

"Praying for the gods to have mercy on us all? The gods have no mercy, that's why they are gods."

Lord Varys: "I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror. A dead king, a city under siege..."
Tyrion Lannister: "A wedding."
Lord Varys: "Exactly."

"The worst ones always live."
[about Joffrey]

"Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs."

"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse! "

Bronn: "Don't get killed."
Tyrion: "Nor you, my friend."
Bronn: "Oh... are we friends now?"
Tyrion: "Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn't diminish our friendship."
Bronn: "Enhances it, really."
Tyrion: "Oh, "enhances". Fancy word for a sellsword."
Bronn: "Been spending time with fancy folks."