Game of Thrones - Season 2

"Don't fight for a king. Don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor, don't fight for glory, don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!"

"Given the circumstances, my lord, I believe extreme measures are warranted."

"Great rangers never get old is the problem. Shit ones neither. It's them in the middle that last a long time."

"I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid."
[to Cersei]

"Why are all the gods such vicious cunts. Where is the god of tits and wine?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you are as boring as you are ugly?"
[to Brienne of Tarth]

"Are you the dumbest cunt alive?"
[to Theon]

"You know nothing, Jon Snow!"