Game of Thrones - Season 3

Davos Seaworth: "You ever been in a boat before?"
Gendry: "No."
Davos Seaworth: "Do you know how to swim?"
Gendry: "No."
Davos Seaworth: "Don't fall out!"

"My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples... but my father taught me: aim for their head!"

Tyrion Lannister: "When have you ever done something that wasn't in your interest but soley in the interest of the family?"
Tywin Lannister: "The day that you were born! I wanted to carry you into the sea and let the waves wash you away. Instead I let you live and I brought you up as my son. Because you are a Lannister!"

Joffrey Baratheon: "Everyone is mine to torment! You'd do well to remember that, you little monster."
Tyrion Lannister: "Oh, 'monster'. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies."

"People learn to love their chains."

"Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more."

Tyrion Lannister: "The northerners will never forget."
Tywin Lannister: "Good. Let them remember what happens when they march on the south."

"It's not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it."