Scrubs - Season 2

"If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist."

Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."

"It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps."

Elliot: "My life is a mess."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."

J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"

Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."

Turk: "Well?"
J.D.: "It's beautiful. But my parents are killing me, if I marry a black guy."