The Odd Couple - Season 1

Emily: "You habe the tendency to build things up."
Felix: "I've been known to make a mountain out of a regular mole hill."

Emily: "We're going to a movie but it doesn't start for another hour which gave 'somebody' time to search for some medical advice."
Oscar: [to Felix] "Why can't you be addicted to porn like anybody else?"

"Well, Ashley doesn't want you back, but she doesn't want you dead either. I guess that's something."

"Of course I care, it's living with you that drives me crazy."

"You're blackmailing me? I'm impressed."
[to Emily]

"How's living with Oscar? I havn't seen anything on the news so I presume you havn't killed each other yet?"

"Yes go, spread your wings and fly, fly towards love."

Oscar: "Kim and I like all the same things. What can I get you to drink?"
Kim: "Oh, anything with alcohol."
Oscar: "What are the odds?"