The Odd Couple - Season 1

"That's not how love works, you can't plan it, it just happens."

Casey: "Sorry about the mess, I hate to clean."
Oscar: "Marry me!"

"He's gonna keep talking as long as you gonna keep eye contact."

Oscar: "Not everybody wants to share every painful detail of their life!"
Felix: "Oh really? Heard of Facebook?"

"It is no picnic, living with an inconsideted slob who is so lazy that his idea of multitasking is peeing in the shower."

Casey: "Let me guess, another woman with your mail?
Oscar: "No, you're the only woman in this building i'm stalking, I promise."