"I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that."

Walter: "After we finish cleaning up this mess... we will go our separate ways. Our paths will never cross and we will tell this to no one. Understood?"
Jesse: "Oh, what I can talk now?"

"Mr. White? Are you smoking weed? Oh my god... wait a minute, is that, is that my weed? What the hell man, make yourself at home why don't you."