Mike: "You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that?"
Jesse: "You ain't gonna smoke that dude in there. You know how I know? 'cause you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him."

Walter White: "How did everything get so screwed up?"
Saul Goodman: "Yeah, you do seem to have a little 'shit creek' action going.... You know, for your information: you can buy a paddle."