"Are we in the meth business, or the money business?"

"Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business."

"Look, when you, uh, when you started this thing, did you ever dream of having $5 million? I know for a fact that you didn't. I know for a fact all you needed was 737,000, 'cause you worked it all out, like, mathematically."

"I, uh, I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It's usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It's like, 'Hell yeah, I'm stoked for this lasagna!' And then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it's like... it's like you're eating a scab... I mean, seriously, what's that about? It's like, yo, what ever happened to truth in advertising?"