"Look... look, you two guys are just... guys, okay? Mr. White... he's the devil. You know, he is... he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you. Whatever... whatever you think is supposed to happen... I'm telling you, the exact reverse opposite of that is gonna happen, okay?"

Walter: "Are you spying on me?"
Skyler: "Yes, and I feel just awful about it."

"Todd, I think I might have another job for your uncle."

"You're full of colorful metaphors, aren't you, Sal? Belize, Old Yeller. Just brimming with advice. Do not float that idea again."

"I never should've left my dojo membership run out."

"If I go to that Plaza I'm a dead man!"

Walter: "Jesus, Jesse did that?"
Saul: "Yeah, but you gotta understand... deep down, he loves me."