"There’s no cure for being a cunt."

"The time to strike is now, the Starks fight the Lannisters, the Baratheons fight each other."

"I could swear that I had not harmed a single hair on his head, but that would not, strictly speaking, be true."
[about Pycelle]

"In my family, we say 'A naked man has few secrets; a flayed man none'."