"Are you the dumbest cunt alive?"
[to Theon]

"Has anyone ever told you that you are as boring as you are ugly?"
[to Brienne of Tarth]

"Why are all the gods such vicious cunts. Where is the god of tits and wine?"

"I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid."
[to Cersei]

"Great rangers never get old is the problem. Shit ones neither. It's them in the middle that last a long time."

"Given the circumstances, my lord, I believe extreme measures are warranted."