Joffrey Baratheon: "I am the king! I will punish you."
Tywin Lannister: "Any man who must say, 'I am the king' is no true king."

"My mother taught me not to throw stones at cripples... but my father taught me: aim for their head!"

"It's not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it."

Tyrion Lannister: "The northerners will never forget."
Tywin Lannister: "Good. Let them remember what happens when they march on the south."

"Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more."

"People learn to love their chains."

Joffrey Baratheon: "Everyone is mine to torment! You'd do well to remember that, you little monster."
Tyrion Lannister: "Oh, 'monster'. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies."