Tyrion Lannister: "Dragons do not do well in captivity."
Missandei: "How do you know this?"
Tyrion Lannister: "That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

"The next time I have an idea like that... punch me in the face!"

"I've never been much of a fighter. Apologies for what you're about to see."

High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime Lannister: "Oh, the gods won't mind. They've spilled more blood than the rest of us combined."

"It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you'll drown."

"Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet together, we can overthrow an empire."

"If I lost my cock I would drink all the time."