Going in Style - Trailer english

"I've never had anybody walked off with a whole pork loin. I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. Look what you did to Cindy, she's looking like a Colombian drug mule."

Joe: "I'm thinking of robbing a bank."
Albert: "I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari."
Willie: "I just got drafted by the Nick's. Good week for everybody, huh?"

Joe: "Jump in the basket."
Albert: "Who the hell do you think I am, ET?"