Love, Rosie * Quotes

Dick: "Hi, I'm Dick."
Rosie: "Of course, you are."

Rosie: "But if I go to Boston, mom will never speak to me again."
Dennis: "Well, if you don't go, I won't. The choice is yours."
Manager: "[Manager reminds Dennis that he's late] Dennis!"
Dennis: "And do me a favour; come back and take that prick's job."

Alex: "How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league?"
Rosie: "Is that a serious question?"
Alex: "Yeah, absolutely."
Rosie: "Mmm well, you're at a disadvantage being a, you know...[whispers] virgin."

Alex: "Okay, and what what happened to the sex?"
Rosie: "This is about the sex!"
Alex: "God, you're so fucked up!"
Rosie: "Mmm, you have no idea. Huh."

Rosie: "What do you think? Boobs au naturel or pushed up? In? Or out?"
Alex: "Well, uh, I mean, it depends. Is it... for dancing, or is it, um... Hmm...?"
Rosie: "Who knows?"

"You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging half way across the ground."