Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

Frank: "So, you're here to tell me all the things I did wrong?"
Dodge: "No, YOU know all the things you did wrong."

Penny: "Who's the girl."
Dodge: "Who? Oh, that's Olivia."
Penny: "Is she the one that got away?"
Dodge: "Well, they all got away, but she was the first, yeah."

Diane: "Please, Warren. Couldn't we just have a few sober moments tonight?"
Warren: "This is the last supper, Diane. You think Jesus was sober for his last supper? You think he turned water into lemonade?"

Dodge: "How did you learn to cook like this?"
Penny: "I watched everything my mom did, and did the exact opposite."

"God, it's the end of the world, and I'm still 15 minutes late."

Dodge: "I just can't spend the last month of my life getting to know someone. It's ridiculous."
Diane: "You don't like Karen?"
Dodge: "I couldn't possibly give a shit. I am not gonna sit across from someone and hear all their stories, even if she was someone I could be interested in, because I just... I'm not sure that the month between my wife leaving me and the end of the world sounds like good timing. Do you?"

"Wow. You have a lot of guns, and a lot of potato chips."

"This isn't the fucking ark, Diane! This is the Titanic! And there is not a life raft in sight."