Table 19

"You are Romeo and Juliette and we all wish you the same happy ending."

Huck: "It was lovely dancing with you."
[Huck walks away]
Eloise: "How did I just not get kissed?"
Renzo: "It happens more often than you think."

Renzo: "I come to you asking for Megan's hand in this dance. And the rest of her body along with that hand."
Megan's Dad: "This is not gonna happen, so you could just stand awkwardly in front of another table."

Jerry: "Do you ever have that kind of day where the things that come easy to everyone else just seem so elusive?"
Eloise: "No."
Jerry: "Yeah, me neither."

"What if you came here for a different reason today? What if you went away with something better?"

Eloise: "Do you know what Francie's mother called table 19? 'The table that should have known to send regrets, but not before sending something nice off the registry.'"
Freda: "What?"
Eloise: "'The table that could disappear in the middle of the wedding and no one would even notice.'"
Freda: "A table of people they don't care about!"
Jerry: "What the hell are we doing back here?"
Freda: "Let's go."

Teddy: "We didn't think you'd be coming. You RSVP'd no and then yes, on an RSVP card that you barbequed."
Eloise: "After two years you break up with me over text. 'Good luck with your future endeavors.' Were you firing me? What the..."
[wedding photographer appears]
Photographer: "Right here."

Eloise: "I'm Eloise. I got dumped by Francie's brother, the best man, back there, table 1."
Jerry: "No, kidding."
Freda: "This is a great table. It's a great one."
Jerry: "No it isn't."
Freda: "Yes."
Jerry: "No, it isn't."