The Blues Brothers * Quotes

"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

Mrs. Murphy: "We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."
Matt Murphy: "Say what?"
Mrs. Murphy: "They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'."
Matt Murphy: "What they want to eat?"
Mrs. Murphy: "The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin' on it."
Matt Murphy: "Elwood."
Mrs. Murphy: "And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke."
Matt Murphy: "And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers!"

"We're on a mission from God."

Mrs. Murphy: "May I help you boys?"
Elwood: "You got any white bread?"
Mrs. Murphy: "Yes."
Elwood: "I'll have some toasted white bread please."
Mrs. Murphy: "You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?"
Elwood: "No ma'am, dry."
[Mrs. Murphy stares at him and then turns to Jake]
Jake: "Got any fried chicken?"
Mrs. Murphy: "Best damn chicken in the state."
Jake: "Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."
Mrs. Murphy: "You want chicken wings or chicken legs?"
Jake: "Four fried chickens and a Coke."
Elwood: "And some dry white toast please."
Mrs. Murphy: "Y'all want anything to drink with that?"
Elwood: "No ma'am."
Jake: "A Coke."
Mrs. Murphy: "Be up in a minute."

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it."

Elwood: "Shit."
Jake: "What?"
Elwood: "Rollers..."
Jake: "No."
Elwood: "Yeah."
Jake: "Shit."

"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers *has* been approved."