Pineapple Express * Quotes

Saul: "Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Let's go! Common, man, let's get the fuck outta here!"
Dale: "Okay... Uhh let's go... No... It's not working... the battery's dead."
Saul: "Wait...! What do you mean, it's dead?"
Dale: "What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead!"
Saul: "No, no! What do you mean, the battery's dead?"
Dale: "How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul."
Saul: "How did this happen?"
Dale:§ Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-..."
Saul: "Aw, man... talk radio?"
Dale: "Yes, talk radio."
Saul: "So boring, man! The car just committed suicide."

Red: "I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body."
Dale: "Well, you've been shot like seven times."

"Pandora can't go back into the box, he only comes out."

Red: "Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?"
Dale: "I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man."
Red: "You don't seem chill."
Dale: "I'm more chill than you."
Red: "You're more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah."
Red: "Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?"
Dale: "A suit."
Red: "Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you."
Dale: "Well, I don't know if I like you either, man."
Red: "Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend."

Saul: "BFFF?"
Dale: "Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!"

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"

Saul: "I wish I had a job like that. Where I could just sit around and smoke weed all day."
Dale: "Hey you do have that job. You do sit around and smoke weed all day."
Saul: "Hey you're right. Hey thanks man."