The Hangover Part III * Quotes

Alan: "Nothing worse than losing your phone."
Stu: "You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. You sure there's nothing worse?"

"My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!"

Phil: "What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?"
Mr. Chow: "They're angry. All I feed them is cocaine. And chicken."

"You don't get it Stu. You! Just! Don't! Get it! I have over 60 apps on that phone. Do you know how much time and manhours it would take to redownload those apps?"

"Did you know your name used to be Carlos? I think it suits you better."

Alan: "We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt."
Mr. Chow: "Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!"

Stu: "We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. This will knock them out for hours."
Mr. Chow: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. What a pussy."