The Hangover Part III

Mr. Chow: "Who sent you?"
Phil: "No one! No. We just wanted to see you!"
Mr. Chow: "Liar! No one wants to see Chow!"

Mr. Chow: "I am Invisible."
Phil: "Hey! That's not invisible, that's INVINCIBLE."

Phil: "Hey, what's your password?"
Alan: "Hey, Phil?"
Phil: "Yeah?"
Alan: "No, that's it."
Phil: "What?"
Alan: "That's my password. Hey phil."

Stu: "Do you even know how to get home?"
Alan: "Of course I do. I'm a grown man. I'll ask a stranger."

"Yeah, we had a sick night, bitches!"

"Did you know your name used to be Carlos? I think it suits you better."

Chico: "Where is he? Leslie Chow stole twenty million from me, and I figure the Wolf Pack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance! "
Alan: "[while Doug is taken away] Can't you take Stu instead?"

Stu: "I told myself, I would never come back."
Phil: "Don't worry, it all ends tonight..."