The Rundown * Quotes

"He, who heard the sound of thy holy trumpet, and took not warning. He hath clearly wandered too far from the word of God. And Cornelius Bernard Hatcher, your hour has come. Let's get it on, Big Boy. It's time to get back on the path."

Travis: "You don't understand the situation."
Beck: "You borrowed money from the guy. You shot the wrong guy. You slept with the wrong guy's wife. I don't care. Your mistake."

"I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me."

"Never met an American who didn't like guns."

Travis: "Let me get this straight, you never use guns?"
Beck: "No."
Travis: "Never."
Beck: "Never."
Travis: "What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?"
Beck: "No guns."
Travis: "Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend."
Beck: "Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?"
Travis: "What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?"
Beck: "I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that."
Travis: "What kind of things?"
Beck: "Very bad things, Travis. Walk."
Travis: "What about knives?"
Beck: "Move."

"I'd offer you a beer, but it seems you blew up my bar."

Beck: "You know, back in the States, Brazil nuts like these go for $15 a lb."
Mariana: "Well, those fell of the tree out back. And around here, we don't call them Brazil nuts."
Beck: "What do you call them?"
Mariana: "Well, we are in Brazil, so we just call them nuts."
Beck: "Fair enough."