The Secret Life of Pets * Quotes

"I feel heroic, and handsome! I'm a little wet, but I still look good. I look good."

Chloe: "Remember that time a cat tried to eat Sweet Pea? Who saved him?"
Buddy: "Chloe, that random cat was you."
Chloe: "Let's not worry about which random cat! The important thing is who saved him? Max did!"

"This is uh, Puffball, Squashface, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle Eye, Guinea Pig Joe! And of course my girlfriend, Rhonda!"

"Every breath I take is a cliffhanger!"

"The New Password is 'Don't Ask the Leader for the Password'!"

"The revolution has begun! Liberated forever, domesticated never!"

Buddy: "What is that smell?"
Pops: "That's poo-poo with a dash of caca."