Louis C.K.

Gidget: "Hi, Max. Who's your new roommate?"
Max: "He's gonna be gone soon."

Gidget: "Hey, Max."
Max: "Hey, Gidget."
Gidget: "Any plans today?"
Max: "Yes. Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back."
Gidget: "Oh, that sounds exciting. Well, I won't interrupt. I've got a very busy day too."

Max: "Chloe! Chloe! I got a bad situation. Katie brought home a psychopath from the pound! I don't even have a bed now! I'm sleeping on the floor, like a dog!"
Chloe: "Look Max... I'm your friend, OK, and as your friend Ive got to be honest with you: I don't care about you or your problems!"

Katie: "Come on, Max, I gotta go. See you tonight."
[Max watches Katie leave]"
Max: "Oh, I miss her so much. [Katie comes back] She's back!"
Katie: "Forgot my phone!"
Max: "Oh, I miss her so much."

"We can find our way home. We are descended from the mighty wolf! We've raw primal instincts and are moments away from leading us home."

"Ever since I've known you, you talk like a radicle, but you live like a rich guy. I don't think you're willing to lose all of this just to do the right thing."
[to Dalton Trumbo]

Max: "Katie's going to be worried sick."
Duke: "And we had a great thing going. I blame myself."
Max: "Yeah, me too. I blame you a lot."