War Dogs

Efraim: "Jordanian customs seized our Berettas."
David: "What? Why?"
Efraim: "I don't f*cking know, David! I dropped out of high school before they covered international diplomacy!"

David: "I thought you said that you sold like seized weapons to gun nuts on the internet."
Efraim: "Not anymore. Now I only sell to one gun nut."
David: "Oh yeah? Which one?"
Efraim: "The U.S military, motherf*cker... wanna do a bong hit?"

"All the money is made between the lines."

"You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys. God bless you."
[impersonating an army officer]

"Everyone's fighting over the same pie and ignoring the crumbs. I live off crumbs."

"When does telling the truth ever help anybody?"

"This is the job. To do with the business with the people the US government can't do business with directly."

David: "Is this safe, driving to Baghdad?"
Marlboro: "Very safe, fifty-fifty."
David: "What like fifty percent we live, fifty percent we die?"
Marlboro: "Yes, this is why we drive through the night, it is much safer."
David: "How much safer?"
Marlboro: "Fifty-fifty."
David: "Woh. What the..."