Wilson * Quotes

"Remember when you were a kid? Everyday seemed like it was in technicolor, and then you grow up. And then you wonder..."

"I'm just lucky I figured it out a long time ago. Life is lonely and miserable and hard."

"My wife left me seventeen years ago. I just need to move on, find somebody new, not you necessarily."

Wilson: "Working man, hey? Forty years from now you're going to be on your deathbed saying, 'Where did it all go? How did we end up like this?!'"
Train Passenger: "There's a lot of seats, you know, in this train."

Wilson: "We all want people to love us for exactly who we are, so we got to make the best of what we have."
[Wilson almost causes a car crash]
Pippi: "Wilson!"
Wilson: "Oh, man, I think I wet myself a little bit."

Wilson: "That is quite a tattoo."
Silverwolf: "How's that?"
Wilson: "It's like the ultimate argument ender. It's like, 'No, I don't want your fucking job. I want to destroy your entire society.'"

Wilson: "So, tell me, friend, have you heard the good new?"
[he shows a copy of the bible]
Bus Passenger: "Oh, no, I'm, no, thank you."
Wilson: "I'm just f*cking with you! Jesus doesn't give a shit."