Annie Mumolo

Gwendolyn: "I called this emergency PTA meeting to address and issue that affects the safety of our children."
Vicky: "Terrorism."
Gwendolyn: "The bake sale."
Amy: "Is this a joke?"
Gwendolyn: "What's that now?"
Amy: "I can't do this anymore. I'm done."

Vicky: "Here comes Amy."
Gwendolyn: "I just don't know how you can leave your kids all day and go to work."
Amy: "Oh, yeah, but I also need things like money."
Gwendolyn: "Right."
Amy: "I'll see you guys later."
[Amy leaves]
Gwendolyn: "I just love how hard she works."
Vicky: "Such a hard worker."
Gwendolyn: "I just said that, Vicky."

Amy: "What do I have on the schedule today?"
Vicky: "You're super late for your marketing meeting."
Amy: "You have to tell me these things!"