Cobie Smulders

Ted: [answering the phone] "Hello?"
Robin: "Hi, Ted."
Ted: "Amanda? Oh, Denise, sorry, you totally sounded like Amanda..."

Robin: "I think I like your suit."
Ted: "I think I like your new french horn."
Robin: "I think I like your nose."
Ted: "I think I'm in love with you."
Robin: "What?"

Barney: "What does Carlos have that I don't?"
Robin: "A date tonight?"
Lily: "Ooh, stop the tape, rewind, play it again!"
[tape rewind sound by Robin]
Robin: "A date tonight?"

Robin: "Say you're my bitch."
Ted: "I'm your bitch. Why this time?"

Lily: "Hey."
Robin: "Hey."
Lily: "Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him."
Robin: "Actually I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP; I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter."
Lily: "You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day."

Robin: "How do you do this, Ted? How do you sit out here all night, on the roof in the cold and still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up?"
Ted: "Well, I'm pretty drunk..."

"The good thing Katie, is, that life is full of second chances."

"To the woman my husband loves. If you're reading this, then it must be true, he loves you without a shadow of a doubt or else he wouldn't have given this to you. I can only hope that you feel the same way about him that he does about you. I wanted to write this letter because I wanted you to know one very important thing; I'm so glad he's found you. I only wish I could be there some how to met you, and maybe in some ways I am. Outside of my husband and my two beautiful children, you are the most important person in the world to me because I am gone and they are yours now. You need to take care of them; make them laugh, hold them when they cry, stand up for them, and teach them wrong from right. The thought of you it gives me hope; hope that Alex remembers what it feels like to be young and in love, hope that josh finds someone to fish with again, hope that Lexie has someone to help her on her wedding day. I hope that one day my family will be whole again. And most of all hope that somehow I'm there with all of you, watching over all of you."