John Gallagher Jr.

"We do not have the right to take innocent human lives!"

Emmett: "Could have been the Russians, aliens, maybe the South Koreans..."
Michelle: "You mean North Koreans?"
Emmett: "Is that the crazy one? Then yeah."

"Y-O-L-O... I don't even know what that means, but everybody says it, so it's gotta be cool, right?"

"It's the end of the world and he's upset about a dead pig."

Voice: "Your chance of survival increases by following my orders. Your task is simply this: kill three of your coworkers or we will kill six others."
Office Worker: "Hey, all the lines are dead!"
Mike Milch: "We need to evacuate the floor."
Keith McLure: "Mikey, come on, it's a joke, man."

Barry Norris: "His head exploded from the inside. What?"
Mike Milch: "When we started working here they put tracers in the back of our heads."

Evan: "We don't need no more weapons!"
Mike Milch: "We need to work together to get the hell out of here!"