Mike McGlone

Heather: "He doesn't care about my past."
Francis: "Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker?"
Heather: "He was my best customer."

"Big deal, you're happy. You're never going to make any real money."

Francis: "Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric."
Heather: "Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?"
Francis: "I haven't had sex with my wife in months."
Heather: "Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need the practice."

Mr. Fitzpatrick: "She's gonna be devastated. She's been up at that goddamn church every morning praying for your brother. And then yesterday she tells me I spend too much time on the boat. I don't even want to get into that discussion. And now you're gonna get divorced? Christ. She'll be up with Father John twenty-four hours a day. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm probably going to have to start making my own breakfast again."
Francis: "I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad."