Pat Carroll

"So much for true love!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it! It's too easy! The child is in love with a human. And not just any human. A prince! ... [laughs] ... Her daddy'll love that. King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden."

Ursula: "Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself."
Ariel: "Can you do that?"
Ursula: "My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for, to help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to."

Ariel: "But without my voice, how can I."
Ursula: "You'll have your looks. Your pretty face and don't underestimate the importance of 'body language'."

"Now, here's the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days. Now listen, this is important. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to fall in love with you. That is, he's got to kiss you. Not just any kiss... the kiss of true love. If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain human, permanently, but if he doesn't, you turn back into a mermaid, and you belong to me!"

"Babies! My poor little poopsies!"

"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing."

Ursula: "Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven't discussed the subject of payment. You can't get something for nothing, you know."
Ariel: "But I don't have any."
Ursula: "I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is your voice."
Ariel: "My voice?"
Ursula: "You got it, sweetcakes. No more talking, singing, zip."