Samuel E. Wright

"Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you."

Sebastian: "Are you sure about this?"
Scuttle: "Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"

Scuttle: "Look at ya! Look at ya! There's something different. Don't tell me. I got it. It's your hairdo, right? You've been using the dinglehopper, right?
[Ariel shakes her head] No? No, huh? Well, let me see. New seashells? No new seashells. I gotta admit, I can't put my foot on it right now, but if I just stand here long enough, I should..."
Sebastian: "She's got legs, you idiot! She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs! Geez, mon!"
Scuttle: "I knew that."
Fabius: "Ariel's been turned into a human. She'll have to make the prince fall in love with her, and he's gotta... he's gotta kiss her."
Sebastian: "And she's only got three days!"

"Ariel, listen to me. The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there."

"Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor."

"I'm surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you've got to do it yourself."

Sebastian: "Like I always say, Your Majesty, "children have got to be free to lead their own lives.""
Triton: "You always say that, Sebastian?"
Sebastian: "Tee-hee..."
Triton: "Well, I guess there's one problem left."
Sebastian: "And what's that, Your Majesty?"
Triton: "How much I'm going to miss her."

Triton: "Do you think I was too hard on her?"
Sebastian: "Definitely not! Why, if Ariel was my daughter, I'd show her who was boss. None of this flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No, sir! I'd keep her under tight control."
Triton: "You're absolutely right, Sebastian."
Sebastian: "Of course."
Triton: "Ariel needs constant supervision."
Sebastian: "Constant."
Triton: "Someone to watch over her, to keep her out of trouble."
Sebastian: "All the time."
Triton: "And you are just the crab to do it."