Stephen McCole

"I always wanted to be in one of your f*ckin' plays."

Max Fischer: "Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus."
Magnus Buchan: "Don't get nasty, brother."

Max Fischer: "What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?"
Magnus Buchan: "A fucking lie."
Max Fischer: "You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it."

Architect: "Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?"
Herman Blume: "They love it."
Magnus Buchan: "Lucky bastards."