Brick: "I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it's sunny."
Ron: "Actually, I think that's your shadow Brick."
Brick: "I call him Leon, he's about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color."
Ron: "What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside?"
Brick: "He goes home."