Batman: "Puter, how do I put The Joker in Arkham Asylum, quickest route, no freeways?"
[puter is in sleep mode]
Batman: "Puter, do you hear me?"
Alfred: "Hello, Master Bruce. I have just taken away your computer privilege."
Batman: "Gasp!"
Alfred: "Sir, it's time for you to stop this unhealthy behavior. You can't spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black and staying up all night. Sir, you need to take responsibility for your life, and it starts by raising the young orphan you adopted."
Batman: "I'm sorry, I literally have no idea what you're talking about."
Alfred: "The young orphan you adopted at the gala."
Batman: "I thought I was being sarcastic."