Jordan: "You want a beer, pal?"
Donnie: "What are you drinkin'?"
Jordan: "I got this non-alcoholic shit..."
Donnie: "What's that?"
Jordan: "It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no... no alcohol."
Donnie: "It's a beer?"
Jordan: "Yeah, with no alcohol."
Donnie: "But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?"
Jordan: "No, there's no alcohol. That's the fuckin' point."
Donnie: "I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer."
Jordan: "I know, but I don't drink, remember? I don't drink anymore?"
Donnie: "What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it."
Jordan: "Yeah..."
Donnie: "How's being sober?"
Jordan: "It fuckin' sucks."
Donnie: "Boring, right?"
Jordan: "So boring. I'm gonna kill myself."