Kiki: "In this day and age it's impossible to be a good mom."
Amy: "We all work too damn hard trying to make our kids lives amazing and magical. Their lives already are amazing and magical. Screw it. Let's be bad moms."
Carla: "Oh, I'm in. To bad moms!"
[as they try to cheer with their glasses Kiki falls to the floor]
Amy: "Oh, my God."
Carla: "Honey, get your shit together."