Hal: "Percy. Something to say?"
Percy Wetmore: "I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet."
Hal: "How many years you spend pissing on a toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?"
Paul Edgecomb: "Percy fucked up, Hal, pure and simple."
Hal: "Is that your official position?"
Paul Edgecomb: "Don't you think it should be?"