Doug Hutchison

Paul Edgecomb: "Men under strain can snap; hurt themselves, hurt others. That's why our job is talking, not yelling. You'll do better to think of this place like an intensive care ward in a hospital."
Percy Wetmore: "I think of it as a bucket of piss to drown rats in! That's all! Anybody doesn't like it can kiss my ass!"

Hal: "Percy. Something to say?"
Percy Wetmore: "I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet."
Hal: "How many years you spend pissing on a toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?"
Paul Edgecomb: "Percy fucked up, Hal, pure and simple."
Hal: "Is that your official position?"
Paul Edgecomb: "Don't you think it should be?"

Percy Wetmore: "You switched 'em. You switched 'em somehow, you bastards."
Brutus Howell: "Yeah I always keep a spare mouse in my wallet for occasions such as this."

Danny: "So why does Garcetti hate me?"
Gus Morgan: "Come on, man. You can't take Garcetti seriously. He hates everyone. He doesn't even like dolphins."