Amy: "It's impossible to know whether or not you're doing a good job."
Carla: "My son still watches Sesame Street and he doesn't get it."
Amy: "My son failed study hall."
Kiki: "My daughter stole money from a homeless woman."
Amy: "F*ck, I love them so much."
Kiki: "I would literally die for them right now."
Carla: "Every time I think about that big dumb motherf*cker going off to college I want to cry like a baby."
Amy Mitchell: "Oh, stop it; you're going to make me cry."
Kiki: "Children are such a gift."