Emily: "Pack your bags, we're going to South America."
Linda: "Absolutely not. Everybody knows you need two years to plan a vacation."
Emily: "You don't do anything fun anymore."
Linda: "That's not true. I've been taking sculpting lessons at the Y. [points at a creepy selfmade sculpture] Ta-daah!"
Emily: "I told you I would not acknowledge that. That's frightening and you made that."
Linda: "Okay."