Columbus: "You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?"
Tallahassee: "Back east, yeah?"
Columbus: "Yeah. Yeah. You heard the same thing?"
Tallahassee: "Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year."
Columbus: "There are no penguins on the North Pole."
Tallahassee: "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"