Edward: "This is my first vagina."
Ruth: "You've never seen one?"
Edward: "No... I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something."
[Ruth lifts up skirt]
Edward: "it's... uhh... it's... it's that? Right?"
Ruth: "Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here."
Edward: "Oh."
Ruth: "But this is just the outside, there's these folds."
Edward: "Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now."