Sarah Silverman

Edward: "This is my first vagina."
Ruth: "You've never seen one?"
Edward: "No... I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something."
[Ruth lifts up skirt]
Edward: "it's... uhh... it's... it's that? Right?"
Ruth: "Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here."
Edward: "Oh."
Ruth: "But this is just the outside, there's these folds."
Edward: "Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now."

Sheila: "I don't know how you do it, all by yourself."
Susan: "Come on, I have Henry! Find me another male of the species who's more grown-up than him."
Sheila: "I'd like to."

Ashby Holt: "He's told me how much his studies mean to him."
June Wallis: "Oh really? That's more than he's told me."
Ashby Holt: "Uhm... you know, how boys like to keep secrets."