2 Guns

"It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back."

"Your man Bobby Trench stole 43 million of our dollars. We'd like it back. Because it's our money. Because it's a blatant act of disrespect. And because it's our money."

"When the hand has gangrene, you chop it off to save the body. You don't keep the pinkie around just because it 'meant well'."

"You're still a drug dealer. And I'm still the government of the United States. It's a free market, Manny. Not a free world."

Bank Manager: "I'm innocent."
Earl: "Nobody's innocent, friend. There just the guilty, the ignorant, and the unlucky."

Bobby: "Pull over!"
Stig: "Did you miss me?"

Stig: "You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper."
Bobby: "Who said I blew up $43 million?"
Stig: "What are you saying?"
Bobby: "I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?"
Stig: "I'm hearing something. You're saying something."
Bobby: "Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it."
Stig: "How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each."
Bobby: "Oh so now you get half?"
Stig: "Well, I shot half the guys."
Bobby: "So?"
Stig: "Two million?"
Bobby: [winking]

Bobby: "So, partner, what's your plan?"
Stig: "I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan."
Bobby: "I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?"
Stig: "I'm working on it! ... Screw it."
Bobby: "That was your plan?"
Stig: "No one expected it! You should have seen your face!"